標籤歸檔:英語

英語笑話又5則

1
The weather was so hot that a man wanted to mow his lawn in the nude.

He ask his wife, “Honey, what would the neighbors think?”

She replied, “Probably that I married you for your money.”

2
At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?”

She answered, “The bride wears white because this is the happiest day of her life.”

The bogy thought about this and said, “Why is the groom wearing black?”

3
A man and his wife entered the dentist’s office.

The man said, “I want a tooth pulled. We’re in a big hurry, so forget about any pain killers.”

The dentist said, “You’re very brave. Which tooth is it?”

The man said to his wife, “Show him your bad tooth, honey.”

4
A gangster wanted to corrupt a politician. He offered a fancy diamond watch in return for a favor.

The politician said, “It’s bribery. I can’t accept it.”

The gangster said, “I’ll sell you the watch for $20 dollars instead.”

The politician smiled a great big smile. He answered, “In that case, I’ll take two.”

5,這個是我最喜歡的:
Some animals are smarter than humans.

Take the intelligent dolphin as an example. After just a few weeks in captivity, it can train humans to throw it fish.

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英語笑話5則 –男女和夫妻

1
At a party, a handsome man walked over to a girl and asked, “Are you going to dance?”

She excitedly replied, “Yes!”

He excitedly said, “Great! May I have your seat?”

2
A kid asked his mom, “Is it true? My teacher said in some aboriginal areas a woman doesn’t know her husband until they marry.”

The mother sighed, “It happens in every society.”

3
A wife said this to her husband. “Honey, do you know how close I came to marrying Sam before I married you?”

He replied, “Now I know why he smiles and shakes my hand so warmly whenever we meet.”

4
A couple noticed some young people kissing passionately.

The wife said, “Why can’t you do that?”

The man replied, “Honey, I don’t know that girl yet!”

5
A man went to the police station to speak to a burglar.

He asked, “How did you get into my house without waking my wife? Tell me your secret because I’ve been trying to do that for years.”

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英語笑話5則

1.Marry Him

Sue loved Steve, but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. “How can I stop Steve from spending so much money on me?” She asked her mother.

“Marry him!”

2.Flowers

“Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir.” urged the street vendor.
“I haven’t got a wife,” replied the young man.
“Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart.”
“I don’t have a sweetheart, either.”
“Well then, buy a couple of bunches to celebrate your luck.”

3.Is Your Wife Home Now

The boss arrived at his office with a terrible headache. 繼續閱讀

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醫學英文詞彙前後綴列表

學過醫學英文的朋友知道, 醫學的英語詞彙是相當變態的.  像echocardiography, tetraiodothyronine , appendectomy, pneumonitis等這樣的詞彙一大把. 如果沒有掌握技巧, 很難背記. 而背記英文醫學詞彙(或者大部分高級英文詞彙)的秘訣就在是英語的詞根詞綴.

比如在醫學, heart心臟的詞根是cardio,  所以carditis, cardiology, 和echocardiography分別是 心臟炎症,     心臟病學和超聲心動圖的意思. 而上面carditis心臟炎中的-itis後綴是炎症意思的, 所以encephalitis是腦炎, gastritis是胃炎, 而pneumonitis是肺炎.. 呵呵, 等你認識了所有這些醫學英文詞根和詞綴, 在不但知其然而且知所以然的情況下, 相信你背記醫學英語詞彙就會事半功倍了.

相了解更多的話請參看這個英文簡介:
http://www.o-learn.com/content/introdution-to-medical-words

而下面這個是我整理的常見英文醫學詞根詞綴表:
http://www.o-learn.com/content/prefixes-and-suffixes-for-medical-words (英文)

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