標籤歸檔:夫妻笑話

英語笑話5則 –男女和夫妻

1
At a party, a handsome man walked over to a girl and asked, “Are you going to dance?”

She excitedly replied, “Yes!”

He excitedly said, “Great! May I have your seat?”

2
A kid asked his mom, “Is it true? My teacher said in some aboriginal areas a woman doesn’t know her husband until they marry.”

The mother sighed, “It happens in every society.”

3
A wife said this to her husband. “Honey, do you know how close I came to marrying Sam before I married you?”

He replied, “Now I know why he smiles and shakes my hand so warmly whenever we meet.”

4
A couple noticed some young people kissing passionately.

The wife said, “Why can’t you do that?”

The man replied, “Honey, I don’t know that girl yet!”

5
A man went to the police station to speak to a burglar.

He asked, “How did you get into my house without waking my wife? Tell me your secret because I’ve been trying to do that for years.”

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